Low-Slung I Can Live With

Low-slung tote for fashion conscious Mommas
In order to elevate my status from dork to hip, I have been searching for a way to incorporate low-slung into my life. I have been unsuccessful via garments, so I have looked to accessories to achieve my goal.
My skinny little daughters wear these low-slung pants that barely reach their hips, let alone offer any additional coverage. I have had some difficulty locating stylish garments that will cover my ample figure. Pants that don't insist on a career change (sorry, plumbers!) are very difficult to find. I need coverage and will not sacrifice my dignity for fashion. In response to being "square", I have come up with something low-slung that I can live with - my new tote! Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize!